SoWhatCrew
here for the beer music is a side quest SO WHAT
OFFICIAL*

a DJ collective · sort of

SoWhatCrew

5/5 from people who know us (+2 we added in Paint)

who even are we

spoiler: DJs. kind of. mostly beer.

We are So What Crew - a joke that accidentally got real gigs. We show up, we press play (and sometimes the right button), and we treat the dancefloor like a group chat: chaotic, slightly too loud, weirdly bonding.

Our musical range is “yes.” Our prep style is “open the folder.” Our brand promise is simple: professional amateurs. Expectations managed. Volume not.

If you came for the beer and stayed for the drop that was 8 bars late - congratulations, you’re one of us.

  • Probably on time.
  • Definitely thirsty.
  • BPM optional. Beer mandatory.
fig. 1 - the crew, two beers in, peak performance
HOT*

upcoming gigs

calendar optional · destiny undecided

When we feel like it - or someone pays us enough beer.

whenwherevibes
Fri, idkThat one barCancelled itself out of fear
SatYour basement, maybeCables TBD. Beer confirmed.
TBAWherever the aux is freeTrust us bro

Real dates appear here (maybe) when we remember this website exists. Until then: assume we are either sleeping or soundchecking with a pint.

book us??

are you sure? well if you insist…

Got a party, bar, wedding-you-will-regret, or illegally large living room?

yell at: booking@here4.beer

We answer emails between sets and existential crises. Please include: date, place, how much beer, and whether the decks actually work.

*response time measured in “after this track”